God is God. You, if you are reading this, are most likely a human being, or perhaps a very intelligent cat.As such, it is likely that you will do one or more of the following today:
- eat too much,
- spill something,
- lust after the wrong person,
- piss someone off unintentionally,
- piss someone off intentionally
The conclusion is great – read it. And laugh – because you are hilarious.