What I wanted to communicate:
Scenarios are not necessary at this time. We will write those in the next iteration of this document.
What I actually said:
No no no!
What I would think if my manager said this to me:
OMG she thinks I’m stupid, and I did it wrong, and I never do anything right, and I will fail at this document, and it has to be delivered today, and it won’t make that timeline, and [Client] will fire us and [Employer] will go out of business and I will live in a box in an alley and eat rats raw until I starve to death, and it’s all because I started working on scenarios!
What my peep thought instead of “I will live in a box in an alley”:
And if I have no money, I can’t get hookers and blow.
How I felt after inadvertently shouting at my peep in chat:
Was a lesson learned?
Yes. Apparently the missing filter between brain and mouth is also missing between brain and fingers. Slow the fuck down, hedwyg, and THINK!